Jack Off The Beanstalk – ADULT PANTO

Date

Sun 8 Mar 2026

Time

7:30pm

Prices From: £31.00

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Get ready for the udderly cheeky, downright naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you have ever dared to witness! 🐮

This is no bedtime story, unless yours came with a parental advisory. Dame Trott’s farm is falling apart, and Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day… only to be milked by the fiendish Fleshlight, trading Daisy the cow for some highly suspicious “magic beans.”

Expect filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh out loud routines, and bean flicking chaos. 🫘

How big is this beanstalk? Leave the kids at home and join us to well and truly Jack Off the Beanstalk! 🪓🌱